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UNCREDIBLE THOUGHTS
Essays, Spiels, and Poppycock

Nonsense and foolishness at its very finest.  Poppycock and spiels come from a wide variety of one-sided arguments, essays, and micro-stories. This compilation is incredible—or uncredible—you decide. 

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​$9.99

A gloss softcover surrounds 160 pages of eye-friendly cream paper, perfectly bound in a 5x8 trim.

Hardcover
​$23.99

A gloss dust jacket protecting a gray cloth hardback containing 160 pages of pristine white paper in a comfortable 5x8 trim.

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​$3.99

Kindle Exclusive.  Available on Kindle Unlimited.  Includes Text-To-Speech, Word Wise, Lending, and Enhanced Typesetting,

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Just under three-hours.  Narrated by the soothing voice of Mandi Kaye.  Available on Audible and Apple Books.

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HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

A collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include prepubescent dreams of naked women, self-help garbage, & fighting small kids in public bathrooms. pic.twitter.com/m8PApE7aKR

— John Marszalkowski (@JohnnyMarsz) July 2, 2019

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