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Dear Booksellers,

You can order fully discounted & returnable copies of HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS through INGRAM.

It's a small book (32-pages) with an even smaller price tag ($4.99 list). With a catchy title and punchy cover (pun intended) it's sure to sell itself.​

Nonfiction / Humor / Memoir
​ISBN: 9781732022683
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Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?

Learn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include prepubescent dreams of naked women, self-help garbage, narcissism, unsolicited peddling, embracing the bare minimum, and fighting small children in public bathrooms.

Still not sure?
​Download the eBook for free!

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Who the heck is John Marszalkowski?

John is the author of... 
  • BUY MY BOOK: Not Because You Should, But Because I'd Like Some Money (OCT 2018)
  • HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS (JUN 2019)
  • UNCREDIBLE THOUGHTS: Essays, Spiels, and Poppycock (Coming NOV 2019). 
He is a member of the Midwest Independent Booksellers Association.
He co-hosts the Wisconsin themed show WHO ARE WE TO PODCAST?
He looks forward to coming to your store to promote his books.  Contact him here.
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  • Home
  • ABOUT
    • About Barf-Bag
    • Contact
    • Social Media >
      • Facebook
      • Twitter
    • Authors >
      • John Marszalkowski >
        • Blog
  • Books
    • Uncredible Thoughts
    • How to Punch Kids in Bathrooms
    • Buy My Book: Not Because You Should, But Because I'd Like Some Money