It just occurred to me that I haven't officially announced this, nor updated the website accordingly: HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS is now available in print or ebook. You can buy it almost anywhere. If you're in Milwaukee, it's on the shelf at Boswell Books. You can order it on most bookstores' websites.
It's nice and short. At 32-pages, it's a small commitment with an even smaller price tag.
The paperback is under five-bucks from most booksellers, and the eBook is under a buck. If that's out of your price range, you can even download a FREE version here.