Meet the Cast!

It takes a lot of voices to capture the essence of what ADHD sounds like. And that was what author John Edward Marszalkowski tried to do when he recruited 25 different people to voice his audiobook: BUY MY BOOK: NOT BECAUSE YOU SHOULD, BUT BECAUSE I'D LIKE SOME MONEY. 

"I wanted it to sound random and distracted."

While every chapter and section is different in length, the average time the listener will hear a single voice is less than 10 minutes.
The audiobook is now available exclusively on Audible and iTunes.

Meet the Voice Actors

Rob Weeks

Rob Weeks is a long time podcaster, part time voice actor, full time chicken rancher, and overtime dad of 4. In addition to creating Firefly Podcast, Dumbprov, and The Rhythm Section, He has voiced characters and done narration for Creepy, Small Town Horror, Shadowvane, and other podcasts and audiobooks. Casting inquiries can be sent to Weeks.Robbie@Gmail.com

Elizabeth Gramz

​Elizabeth Gramz is a married, working mother of three who enjoys painting, reading, and a variety of other creative outlets. Her most current goal is to beat stage 3 breast cancer and go on to live a long, happy life with her family. She’s enjoys helping others, but could use a little help though this battle. For more information on how you can help, follow this link: https://www.gofundme.com/6ddj4hs 

June Yoon

June is a Korean-American voice actor in the Los Angeles area and has been providing his clients all over the world with bilingual voiceover products since 2016. June’s voice has been used in radio, explainers, IVR, video games, animation, museum tours, tutorials, e-learning, and more. Visit his website at www.voicemoto.com

Ashlyn Currie

Ashlyn Currie is a voice actress living in Norfolk, VA with her girlfriend and cat for a year and some change. After voicing for this project, Ashlyn has been working on voicing "Elwurd" from "Hiveswap: FriendSim". She enjoys reviewing voice acting on her youtube channel, photography, and knitting. You can check out her latest projects on her website. ashlynsaudio.com 

Janni Singh

Jan Niclas "Janni" Singh is an aspiring Electronic Music Producer & DJ from Germany performing mainly as the Dubstep Act "Endevie". Other than being musically active he also enjoys gaming, photography & graphic design as well as writing a few short stories and recently started tiptoeing into the world of Voice Acting.
For links and inquiries please visit http://www.endevie.com

Ally Hart

Allyson Miller (aka Ally Hart) is a singer/songwriter from Milwaukee, WI. Her band Dear Karma recently released a new single "Cheers Doll" - available on iTunes, Amazon Music, and Spotify. When Ally isn't dominating the stage at a live show, she loves to travel and experience new culture. Visit her band's FB, Twitter, or Insta page and check out a show! You can also stop by www.dearkarma.com for all the links.

Joshua Janis

Joshua Janis is the founder of Odisee, a Personal development and team building company out of Milwaukee Wisconsin. He is the man in the arena with a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Neuro linguistic programming certified, a stoic philosopher, and shitty dancer. Check out Joshua and his story at MyOdisee.com. 

Ciara Davie

Ciara Davie is an actor and voiceover artist located in Western New York. She loves reading, watching movies, her dog Chip, and acting in plays at the Patchwork Theatre of Niagara Falls. Her latest project is the award-winning short film Apollyon, which is available on Amazon Prime. Information on Apollyon can be found here.

John Marszalkowski

John Edward Marszalkowski is a content creator living in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife and daughter.  He enjoys podcasting, videography, photography, writing music, and most recently writing books.  His most recent project (this one) is available as a hardcover, paperback, ebook, and audiobook. For links, please visit http://thisisareal.company

Celicia Soria

Celicia is a Mexican-American voice actress based out of Dallas, Texas. From childhood, she has always loved cartoons, anime and video games. Celicia is continuously participating in voice over work shops and classes to hone her acting skills. Celicia has a home studio setup and uses equipment from brands such as AKG and Focusrite. If you're looking for your "Can Do" girl please visit https://celiciasoria.com/

Christopher Stenner

Christopher Stenner lives somewhere between Milwaukee and Chicago, alone and with far too much time on his hands and far too many cigars and bottles of scotch laying around. There may be podcasts coming. And blogs. And maybe other content. You can stay updated on Facebook or Twitter to see the amazing that will come!

Mandi Kaye Ottaway

Mandi Kaye is a podcaster and voice artist from North Carolina and is very opinionated about everything. When she’s not podcasting, or preparing for a podcast episode, she’s probably listening to a podcast. Or re-watching Buffy. Again. She can be found on Twitter (@mandikaye) and Instagram (/themandikaye).

Kevin Arteaga

Kevin Arteaga is a part-time super-villain living in his parent's basement somewhere in central Jersey and professionally narrates books for fun. When he's not holding the world for ransom or delivering monologues to people in spandex tights, he likes to write poetry and visit art museums. His narrated audio-books can be found on audible and iTunes and you can check out his profile on ACX and hear more of his work on his website: https://arteagavoiceworks.com/

David Coon

David Coon is a preacher turned voice actor living in Sacramento, California with his incredible wife, two guinea pigs, a rabbit, and a dog.  When he isn't making random sounds far too high pitched for such a deep voice to punctuate his life, he's lifting weights, playing video games, or missing the forest for the trees and learning just enough to keep him in a perpetual state of paralysis by analysis.  That, or he's rolling 20-sided dice in a basement dungeon somewhere with his friends delving into worlds hardly dreamt of by mere mortals.  In a world where you need things read to sound good, you can find him at benchmarkVO.com

Zach Veaner

Zach Veaner is a Voice Actor, Screen Actor, Father, Husband, and Civil Engineer out of Boston, Ma. His acting credits include movies, video games, podcasts, commercials, and this very audio book. You can usually find him nerding out over Dungeons & Dragons and running on ice at Broomball tournaments. If you want to hear more of his voice check out www.voices.com/actors/zveaner

Francine Padilla

Francine Padilla is a voice actress from the Philippines. Having been a fan of animation from an early age, she pursued voice acting in 2017 to work in the animation industry. She has lent her voice in a number of ads, cartoon and movie dubs in her native language (Filipino/Tagalog), as well as a number of animated shorts and pitches. She is currently expanding her skills, both as a Filipino and English-speaking voice actress. Follow her on twitter, @VA_frandesal

Steve Keiller

Steve Keiller is a beer enthusiast, musician, podcast host, videographer, photographer, and recently a published author.  Where is he published?  Glad you asked; chapter sixteen of this book.  Besides being a guest writer on BUY MY BOOK, he voices John's words on the introduction.  Why didn't he voice his own words?  That would have made too much sense.  Listen to Steve interupt people on WhoAreWeToPodcast.com

John Tyson

John Tyson is a brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu and instructor at Neutral Ground in Milwaukee. He is the lead vocalist for the band Widacre.  He knows more information about the industry of women's over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders than is common.  If you encounter him in the wild, there is a good chance you're going to get hugged.

Matty Jay

Matty Jay is a Milwaukee music dynamo.  He is a founding member of the band Dear Karma.  Besides lending his voice to this audiobook, he also helped proofread the final draft of the book before it was released.  Currently, John owes him money and has agreed to give him a $25 gift certificate to Music Go' Round in Greenfield.  John has yet to do this.

A Squirrel; Not Joe Ferrebee

Joe Ferrebee is a writer and voice actor living in Waverly, Iowa with his Wife and son. When he's not working as a security guard on the weekends or spending time with his family, he's busy working on his science-fiction novel and volunteering his time and talent to various indie projects in the video game and animation industry. His first self-published book is available here: tinyurl.com/toarmsprint

Other voice actors featured on this audiobook include...​

• Mike Fontenot
• Fletcher Armstrong
• Marco Amador
• Dan Baran
• April Sellers
• Aldon Jacob